Author Archives: Michelle Stafford
My Take on Charlie Brown and the Rest of That Group
Um… Let me ask this important question: Was Charlie Brown always such a bum out? Did I miss that when I was 6? I just watched Charlie Brown Xmas with my daughter and I wanted to throw a sock at the TV. Continue reading
“Men Love Me More” …Huh?
“Men love me more than you!” “Men want me more than you!” “I’m prettier than you!” “I’m skinnier than you!” “I’m younger than you!” “My boobs are bigger than yours!” “I have more followers than you on Twitter!” Lord… When did women get so mean with each other? Continue reading
Forty = Hot Bitch
Okay, I get MANY woman asking me about fertility and infertility. This is the deal over here gals (and any of you guys who want to know about my “woman parts”): I am actually quite fertile, there just were a couple other things that were lagging with me. Continue reading
Trophy Schmophy
So you go to the kid’s basketball tournaments and ALL of the kids get a trophy. Not the best… ALL. Now, what does this say? “You’re all the best.” Well, they aren’t all the best. Continue reading
Parenting… Oy!
Man, I have so much and so little to say about this subject… Where do I begin? Well, first, I love how I thought I knew everything about parenting before I was a mother. Man, I had so many opinions on raising kids when I was childless. I knew it all. Continue reading