“Men love me more than you!” “Men want me more than you!” “I’m prettier than you!” “I’m skinnier than you!” “I’m younger than you!” “My boobs are bigger than yours!” “I have more followers than you on Twitter!” Lord… When did women get so mean with each other? This is what I think – I think it comes from the ridiculous brainwashing of a time long past that says “If the man wants me, I must be better.” Seriously? I’m just glad that concept was never taught to me. I think I’m pretty cool regardless of whether a dude likes me or not. I guess some women gauge their own value on what a guy thinks of them. You always hear women preface things with “Men like it better…”
Men like it better when you have long hair. Men like it better when you have a tight ass. Men like, men like… What? Fuck men! You never hear a man say, “Oh bros! Women like it better when I wear these tight jeans.” “Hey guys, I’ll meet you at the basketball court in an hour. I gotta shave my balls cuz women like it better.” Or “I’m blow drying my hair tonight because women like that better.”
Geez… Why do women care what men like better!? Honestly girls, listen up – and this is gold: The man will take the vag any way it comes! They don’t really care. So, the joke is on you, sis. And don’t fool yourself; if you’re hot but a complete bore and needy – yo man is gonna leave your ass. Not because your boobs are fine, but because you don’t have a life! We all wanna be around fun people, not someone who’s a fucking bore.
But listen, bottom line is, IT SHOULDN’T MATTER. And also, other women are not the enemy. The real enemy is your own insecurity telling you that you are not enough, which is never created by anyone else. Only by you. So listen, if you don’t believe you are anything special, then just pretend. No one can tell anyway; they are too wrapped up in themselves. That’s the truth. And girls, let’s be nice to each other. We need each other. Statistically, the men die off way before us and we are just left with each other. And I wanna have fun chicks to hang with when I’m 80. It ain’t no big thing. We’re ALL pretty damn amazing and beautiful and spectacular. I mean, Lord have mercy, we give life. So believe it that you’re amazing. And remember, even if you don’t… Pretend.