Um… Let me ask this important question: Was Charlie Brown always such a bum out? Did I miss that when I was 6? I just watched Charlie Brown Xmas with my daughter and I wanted to throw a sock at the TV.
First, BUCK UP DUDE! I mean, where are your parents? Why are they not setting you straight!? And don’t take that shit from Lucy! And what’s up with her? Mean, man! Just mean. The other chick, who, Sally? I can’t remember. The one who’s after Charlie all the time. She’s a cute little girl and she wants Charlie? And he keeps blowing her off. Dude! Let me tell you, you’re not gonna get any better than that. Nope, not at all with that bum-out attitude. And Pig Pen. Um… Take a bath? In this day and age he would probably be diagnosed with some “disorder.” Linus was sweet – ya know, an artist.
I remember in the pumpkin show, Charlie was always getting the rock and we all laughed. Right? We all thought it was funny. That would be sorta devastating for a kid. Honestly, if my kid came home with only rocks on Halloween night, I’d be going to those houses with a can of whoop ass!
AND WHERE ARE THE PARENTS OF THOSE PEANUTS!? And why do they only go “Wha, wha, wha”? Is that what we sound like to our kids? Is that what Natalia hears? No wonder there is such drama at bath time.
My summation… Charlie needs to get some balls. He needs to tell Lucy to go fuck herself and needs to cozy up to that blonde girl and all will be good. But I am still diggin’ snoopy.